sat

off to melaka at 8 in the morning. stopped at BP to meet up w first uncle and family. spent a billion years at clarence's hostel cos he had t move in for the new semester or someth. weather was fuckbulous i sweated till i became a grain of salt. thousand years later drove to muar (the journey was like from earth to mars) and my stomach was growling like a PMS-ing bear. reached there had lunch and then off to melaka. reached there and started my eating spree. the popiah there is sooo good. cos it has pork fats. HAHA. i think i love pork! sorry my halal loves! then back t grans place. and for those who dont know, her place has a zinc roof. i don't think i have t elaborate on the heat now, do i? so i saw The girlfriend. flat butt. and yes, he can do better. never mind. meeting baby, daxie and jo was great. missed em a hell lot. played cards and laughed till i died. the mosquitoes there come by the billions and they kissed me a billion times too. singapore blood = foreign blood = delicacy. HAHAHA. evening, headed t jonker street. oh hell, i love that place. caucasians aplenty! and lots of stuffs t look at too. walked for a billion hours w the whole gang then went satay celup (skewer like things dipped in big boiling pot of satay gravy) with russ, clarence, daxie, baby and jo. we had 93 sticks betw us. HAHAHA. then back t grans place, lepaked. took photos w jo like we've never used a camera before. monkeyed around till 3am i think then i was so tired i fell asleep while jo was talking. and yes, with that blue thing. (:

sun

jo and family left early and i continued sleeping till gran started nagging. (rolls eyes like mad) typical. then had one dumpling (gran's specialty) followed by some nice noodles. sigh, melaka, why must you have such nice food? then sat around for a bit then headed back to SG tog w baby and family. bought half a chicken, roast pork rice and gran's gave me one more dumpling to bring home. i'm done w the chicken. two more t go. school tomorrow, tranny lil eyes is scaring me w her comments and I MISSED EVERYONE. haha. retard.

BILLIONS OF PICTURES IN THE NEXT POST. PROMISE. love you all lah. and i love my bed.